The Israeli Defense Forces have been dealing with a ongoing controversy surrounding an elite corps of their female soldiers. They can't seem to keep their clothes on or their cameras off. This picture was posted last year and quickly began flying around...
I’m sorry, but I'm about to ruin your day. I’m probably the most cynical of your Break editors. When a baby or a cute pet makes the homepage, it is rarely because I was the one who wanted it. I’m also the first one to think some video is a viral ad instead...
John McAfee, founder of McAfee Antivirus, released a video today titled “How To Uninstall McAfee Antivirus.” For most people, this video is just an amusing short about the antivirus software they love to hate. For people who are aware that, yes, that...
Earlier today, we watched Taylor Chapman walk into a Dunkin Donuts and go nuts over what she thought was a broken promise, the promise of a free meal if an employee forgets to give the customer a receipt. We’ve all been there, standing there at the counter,...
Yesterday, we learned that Earlie Johnson, the leading archivist of African American porn, had his collection stolen from his home. The Greatest Porn Collection In Michigan Is Gone - Watch More Funny Videos This was a bootleg DVD-R collection unprecedented...
This should be the next Playstation from Sony. The next Playstation should be a TV with the ability to stream game content ala OnLive. Companies like OnLive have shown us that streaming games to remote devices is not only possible but plausible. The way...
There’s no such thing as viral content. What exists are viral ideas that content is connected to. Let’s start with making a distinction between popular content and viral content. Popular content isn’t always viral, and viral content isn’t necessarily...
Celebrities are just like us! They suck at things they’re not good at! That’s the idea behind some of television’s most memorable reality shows: Celebrity Boxing in which celebs sucked at boxing; Splash! in which celebrities are sure to suck at diving;...
If there are two things that the country is into more than Catfish and country bumpkins—I mean hillbillies, sorry– I don’t know what they are. Catfish is, of course, the MTV reality show that features people who fall in love, online, with people they...
If there’s anything to be learned from the success of Toddlers & Tiaras and Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, it is that child exploitation is not only adorable but also one of the more popular forms of entertainment in America. That’s why with our next reality...
Hope you’re cray-cray for rococo because the Pope is about to give your house a Papa Ratzi makeover! Now that the Pope is retiring from governing the earthly souls of his flock of millions, he can convert all that notoriety into a position on a reality...
Acclaimed hard core rapper and "prevariKator" Akon announced today his intention to collaborate with fellow rapper and recently exposed fabulist Rick Ross, on "an entirely new, and completely convincing backstory". Both rappers recently suffered public...
Once upon a time, we had tough guys as cops on TV, guys who could take a look at a mug and determine whether or not he committed a crime. That worked for a while until the 80s. Then our cops became a little less skilled, but at least what they had, they'd...
Sarah Palin recently came under fire for not being able to name a newspaper she reads. In her defense, she probably didn't know how Weekly Parade would go over with the press. Not that I blame her. I read it, too. Not only does it have timely information...
Clearly, the correct answer is ninja: While, piracy has been responsible for ever-decreasing profits in the film, music, and apparel industries, ninja mortgages are largely responsible for bringing the worldwide economic system to its knees, giving us...
I don't generally use this blog as a forum for talking about current events or politics in a serious way, but every now and then I do like to post a reality check. I can't help but sneer when I hear John McCain and Obama talk about "sounding the alarm"...
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Dear, The Undersigned, I would like to thank you for your recent petition, encouraging me to become Sunnyvale's resident superhero. You collected an impressive number of signatures which, now, are spread across my living room floor. No doubt you were...
What follows is a mostly accurate transcript of my heartfelt appeal to the jury at my trial. All instances of sobbing, hyperventilation, and tearful stammering have been redacted to protect the innocent: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask you, is...
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