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My Remarks Upon Stealing A Loaf Of Bread


What follows is a mostly accurate transcript of my heartfelt appeal to the jury at my trial. All instances of sobbing, hyperventilation, and tearful stammering have been redacted to protect the innocent: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask you, is...

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