Yesterday, the Russian computers on the International Space Station
failed. That meant the possibility of the Russians abandoning the space station, especially
after having to spend a couple hours with the guy in the back saying "Dude, you should've gotten a Mac. They never crash."
Hamas fighters took over the Fatah security building today
. The fighter pictured here said "The first thing we're gonna do, honey, is get rid of all this wood paneling!" Hamas, of course, is in the middle of a fierce battle with Fatah to decide who is better suited to run a nonexistent country. Falafel prices plunged on today's news.