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KONY 2013? Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) April 04, 2013
PAU! Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) April 13, 2013
marigolds are ugly flowers. There, I've said it. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) May 31, 2013
It took these tornadoes to make me truly appreciate Vine. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) May 21, 2013
The statute of limitations on wronging someone in traffic is 1 stoplight.If you make it that far w/out looking them in the eyes, you're free Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) May 23, 2013
Tonight's Mad Men is the reason you watch Mad Men. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) May 06, 2013
11.1 seconds. Can't breath for 11.1 seconds. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) May 05, 2013
I have never had a billion dollars, so I don't know whether there is a worse way to waste a billion dollars than buying Tumblr. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) May 20, 2013
All the staff at the Hamburger Hamlet on Larchmont are pulling for the Oklahoma City Thunder, too. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) May 16, 2013
I'm pretty sure I am 80% Peggy Olsen, 15% Bob Benson, and 5% Pete Campbell. I wish I were a little bit Roger Sterling. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) May 13, 2013
"Breaker of chains." Nice. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) May 13, 2013
Downside: pneumonia. Upside: finally watched Miami Connection! Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) June 28, 2013
Sitting down to come up with 25 ideas for webseries. I think I can do it in one sitting and in under an hour. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) June 22, 2013
Hey @Kimmish! Say something to cheer Mark up! RT: @marksingletree Sad I'm not @deadCENTER for the first time in I think 50 years. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) June 06, 2013
Watching Pitch Perfect for at least the tenth time. Every thing that made me laugh the first time still makes me laugh. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) June 17, 2013
Note to the music industry. The day your album leaks IS your release date. Turn on the digital streams EVERYWHERE Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) June 16, 2013
*Sigh* Now Amanda's tweets are in re-runs. Can't wait for the new season this Fall. "@AmandaBynes: If you're not hot I don't care about you" Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) June 16, 2013
I love that Android's voice recognition recognized and spelled "turnt up" correctly. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) June 01, 2013
The LAPD are searching for a murder weapon in the tar pits. http://t.co/vE23dh1f8v Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) June 06, 2013
What's with this update, @TiVo? Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) June 07, 2013
It's criminal that Juwan Howard now has two NBA championships. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) June 21, 2013
I exited the 7-11, and pigeons, who were at my feet, took to the sky. For a brief moment, I was in a John Woo movie. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) June 12, 2013
I just tried to take credit for the success of Party In The USA. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) July 06, 2013
No longer sure which flags were sincere and which were ironic. Doesn't matter. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) July 05, 2013
Ok, @Rossalincoln . Tonight I'm going to try out Venture Bros. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) July 04, 2013
