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Fire alarm during Les Mis screening Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) December 20, 2012
Finally going to see Les Miserables! #24601 ... That should be *the* hash tag for the movie Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) December 20, 2012
I just went onto Youtube to search for weird/funny videos and yelled "I'M ADDICTED TO THE GAME!" I need help. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) December 19, 2012
As I pulled my eighth shopping cart from the rack, I thought "Earnest Pettie doesn't settle." Then I remembered "I'm at KMart." Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) January 20, 2013
I hate when LinkedIn suggests people I may know, because I don't know them, and I feel lazy for not knowing them. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) January 17, 2013
Started with the Dew Tour, and now I'm watching the Crossfit Games. Sports for millennials. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) December 16, 2012
Highlight of the night? @TheAmyNicholson killing Country Grammar at J Yeezy's Christmas Karaoke party. @jenyamato Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) December 15, 2012
... and now Tebow admits that there was never any God that he was having a relationship with!?!?! Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) January 17, 2013
There is another token black guy at this party. We're maintaining a respectful distance to ensure maximum partygoer comfort. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) December 09, 2012
Continuity errors would probably be the best way to do product placement because you would notice that thing that was not there before. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) December 21, 2012
I suspect the world may have started to end. There is nothing on TV tonight. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) December 21, 2012
Magic is happening at Brass Monkey. You wouldn't believe it if I told you Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) December 06, 2012
Collison! I'm calling him Extra Effort from now on Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) December 08, 2012
I am curious about the Donny And Marie's Christmas show... Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) November 30, 2012
Lindsay Lohan has been in police custody more than most rappers. Shouldn't she have all kinds of street cred at this point? Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) November 29, 2012
My @mixtgreens sandwich had a bug in it. I disposed of it and am headed to @tacobell in which nothing can live Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) January 23, 2013
Generation gap: As kids, we were Losers or Creeps w/ low Self Esteem. Now kids are Beautiful Fireworks who shouldn't feel Less Than Perfect Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) November 28, 2012
My Movember ended yesterday. Afrovember ends today. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) November 26, 2012
Dude wearing urban camouflage, you should get a refund because you are really standing out. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) November 25, 2012
Fatburger, you are my favorite http://t.co/BNtQOJeI Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) November 13, 2012
The 1st Black Friday happened the day after the 1st Thanksgiving when settlers began snapping up the rest of America at rock bottom prices. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) November 24, 2012
Watching Bad 25. I really believe Bad is superior to Thriller. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) November 24, 2012
Wish there were an app that would look at your Facebook friends' likes & tell you whether your friends, as a whole, had gone Obama or Romney Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) November 07, 2012
Rt @BarackObama thank you, Earnest Pettie. I appreciated your help E-Rock. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) November 07, 2012
Fox News should just go black tonight... like the country. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) November 07, 2012
