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Hamaynqapatker! My favorite! http://t.co/kny25mzP Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) November 04, 2012
People are loving this football game. Is it sudden death? Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) November 22, 2012
I have books in my car. I wonder how long it would take to finish one if I read only at red lights Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) November 03, 2012
I always feel so torn during these Clippers/Thunder games. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) November 22, 2012
I am excited about this new Washington Heights show on MTV. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) December 23, 2012
Just finished watching Inception. What's everyone's big deal with the ending? Dream state. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) March 04, 2013
Joseph Gordon-Levitt always sounds like he's trying out his grown up voice. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) March 04, 2013
ABC is really stepping their promo game up. They almost tricked me into watching Scandal and Nashville. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) February 25, 2013
If we really were interested in preserving the sanctity of marriage, there wouldn't be a b-ball game on at the same time as the Oscars -wife Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) February 25, 2013
In all seriousness, was Sex And The City a comedy? My wife is watching reruns, and I'm trying to figure out where people laughed. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) February 25, 2013
There's a fine line between Tim Burton and Nick Cage. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) February 25, 2013
Washington Heights is an awesome show. It almost makes up for all of MTV's other reality shows. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) March 01, 2013
Is Slate turning into just a "smarter" Buzzfeed? Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) February 15, 2013
Writing sketches. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) February 28, 2013
Working for a web video company means never not hearing the Harlem Shake music... And that's one to grow on. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) February 15, 2013
Has anyone heard from T-Pain lately? I don't want to get raise alarm, but I'm worried that he might have had an Autotune-related accident. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) February 24, 2013
Losing one's cool: to begin dancing to Debbie Gibson's Electric Youth in the grocery store. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) February 24, 2013
Great night. @mister_vincent and I were there when @blakegriffin32 yammed it on three plays in a row. I love this game. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) February 27, 2013
Fun tech fact: Every hour, 24 hours of Harlem Shake videos are being uploaded to Youtube. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) March 01, 2013
New hot dog spot in KTown http://t.co/SE0ANjA9dB Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) February 23, 2013
The way House Of Cards ended, it felt like it could turn into the next The Shield. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) February 23, 2013
Very animated Korean businessman in 7-11 bragging about getting coffee for "not his wife." I'm thinking he could probably use less coffee. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) February 23, 2013
"Fmr Olympic champion Tom Brands says the int'l wrestling community needs to band together and fight." Sounds like an awesome battle royal. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) February 13, 2013
I just installed a Chinese browser. I may be giving away state secrets, now. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) March 30, 2013
To All: Being an infallible demigod didn't agree with me.Poor hours, high stress, and higher guilt. Quitting to catch up on my Netflix queue Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) February 11, 2013