Saw this outside LACMA. If anyone were to steal this trike, I would make humanity sorry. http://t.co/phSLT8rS Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) June 15, 2012
Snoop Dogg on the Price Is Right? What a life. He just does whatever he wants, whenever he wants. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) September 21, 2012
How cool is it to hear Psy's Gangnam Style on the radio? Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) September 13, 2012
Someone at Break has a bad attitude towards the shuttle. (Hint: it's @screenjunkies) http://t.co/h57cAOVQ Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) September 21, 2012
Cinerama Dome for The Master! Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) September 23, 2012
If there were one thing in my search history I'd hate for someone to randomly come across, it would be the search for "George W Bush Sexy" Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) September 28, 2012
My car's horn is dainty as a genteel lady's fart, and, as such, everyone pretends they don't hear it. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) September 29, 2012
How sad is this note? Probably one of Larchmont's oldest tenants http://t.co/Q3LRKY4E Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) September 30, 2012
I hate the Tony Parker and the Spurs with the passion I once reserved for the Reggie Miller and the Pacers. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) May 30, 2012
Note to self: The other people at the four-way stop sign are *not* my opponents. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) September 13, 2012
There is something to be said for getting away from it all. http://t.co/FHeJWsRA Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) July 05, 2012
Tonight: 21 Jumpstreet Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) July 14, 2012
Buying Book Of Mormon tickets for October. Pretty excited. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) July 22, 2012
I demand a gritty reboot of Darkwing Duck. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) July 23, 2012
Do NOT watch Candyman, the documentary about the guy who created Jelly Belly. It will make you hate humanity. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) July 30, 2012
Did I seriously just pay to download T'Pau's Heart & Soul for Singstar? Yes, I did. 👊 Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) August 04, 2012
Los Feliz Boulevard!!!! http://t.co/ROBKiXpO Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) September 09, 2012
This is what I've learned. In New York, you really feel the history. In California, you feel the future. In Oklahoma, you feel the heat. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) August 12, 2012
Brazil 2016: Pimp Shizz. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) August 13, 2012
Watched BMX Bandits. Achievement unlocked. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) September 10, 2012
I wish I could figure out what is missing from my local ecosystem to allow for such a gross overpopulation of spiders Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) August 18, 2012
Buyer beware! There's no such thing as a free pussy riot. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) August 20, 2012
Bad news is corn and soy hit record highs, today. The good news is I've got cans of the stuff, appreciating in value in my kitchen Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) August 22, 2012
ABC's World News Now will never be as good as it was back in the day. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) August 23, 2012
Cedars-Sinai. My home away from home. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) August 24, 2012