There's a fine line between Tim Burton and Nick Cage. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) February 25, 2013
In all seriousness, was Sex And The City a comedy? My wife is watching reruns, and I'm trying to figure out where people laughed. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) February 25, 2013
If we really were interested in preserving the sanctity of marriage, there wouldn't be a b-ball game on at the same time as the Oscars -wife Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) February 25, 2013
ABC is really stepping their promo game up. They almost tricked me into watching Scandal and Nashville. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) February 25, 2013
Joseph Gordon-Levitt always sounds like he's trying out his grown up voice. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) March 04, 2013
Just finished watching Inception. What's everyone's big deal with the ending? Dream state. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) March 04, 2013
Did everybody decide to start using line breaks in Twitter today? Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) March 31, 2013
The iCarly/Victorious crossover is honestly one of my favorite episodes of TV from this past year. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) January 13, 2013
Taran Killam is the new MVP of SNL Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) November 18, 2012
There should be a remake of You've Got Mail where Tom Hanks's character gets catfished. "You've Got... Male?" Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) January 22, 2013
Is it illegal to own a mercenary robot in California? If not, maybe it's time we got serious about arms control. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) November 19, 2012
I am excited about this new Washington Heights show on MTV. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) December 23, 2012
T'pau? T-Pain. T-Pain, T'Pau. Topanga? T'Pau. T-Pain. T'Pau, Topanga. T-Pain, Topanga. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) November 01, 2012
I swear everyone I know went to Hitchcock tonight. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) November 02, 2012
I always feel so torn during these Clippers/Thunder games. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) November 22, 2012
It is very likely that this could be my second Thanksgiving in a row to be spent at Cedars Sinai. Anyone want to hang out afterwards? Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) November 22, 2012
I have books in my car. I wonder how long it would take to finish one if I read only at red lights Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) November 03, 2012
People are loving this football game. Is it sudden death? Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) November 22, 2012
Hamaynqapatker! My favorite! http://t.co/kny25mzP Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) November 04, 2012
It's going to be a while, but I'm going to call it now... Julia Duffy is going to be the next Betty White.... or maybe Cloris Leachman. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) November 05, 2012
Fox News should just go black tonight... like the country. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) November 07, 2012
My favorite part was when Obama dropped the mic and walked off stage. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) November 07, 2012
Rt @BarackObama thank you, Earnest Pettie. I appreciated your help E-Rock. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) November 07, 2012
Wish there were an app that would look at your Facebook friends' likes & tell you whether your friends, as a whole, had gone Obama or Romney Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) November 07, 2012
Watching Bad 25. I really believe Bad is superior to Thriller. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) November 24, 2012