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"IS THAT ALL SILK WORM?!?!" -@TheAmyNicholson http://t.co/jvMm2WlFaP Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) May 01, 2013
Wasn't there a defensive foul on that last play? I mean, maybe the Thunder didn't deserve it, but it was there. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) April 30, 2013
Kanye's attitude on Yeezus is Thug Life the way Tupac meant it before it got co-opted. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) June 15, 2013
I can't wait for Kanye West's new single, "I hit it most recently and with greater frequency" Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) April 30, 2013
I am certain that @MichelleButeau will be a huge star. (I'm worried I just jinxed her) Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) April 29, 2013
Ibaka, that was crazy. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) April 28, 2013
I just tried to use echolocation to navigate a stairwell. It did not go as well as I'd hoped. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) May 21, 2013
Trap music during the musical interlude on NPR's Marketplace?! Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) April 24, 2013
Back in LA! Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) April 24, 2013
Does anyone else recall that the first appearance of Stefon was also an Affleck episode but not in a Weekend Update sketch? Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) May 20, 2013
This salon in upstate New York is rocking Nickelback like it's 2004. That's so quaint! It's a whole different world here! Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) April 19, 2013
15 years ago this week, "Too Close" by Next finished its run at #1. I'm pretty sure that's when we peaked as a nation. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) May 26, 2013
I do look nuts. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) May 12, 2013
My wife just told me that I look nuts. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) May 12, 2013
BB+PC Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) June 10, 2013
Wish I'd known about the red carpet! http://t.co/OiLjDPuyRo Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) May 24, 2013
Yahoo should build a searchable directory for Tumblr, similar to the old Yahoo directory for the web. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) June 30, 2013
Under The Dome feels so old-fashioned. It *looks* like a Stephen King movie from the 90s. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) July 02, 2013
Ok, @Rossalincoln . Tonight I'm going to try out Venture Bros. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) July 04, 2013
No longer sure which flags were sincere and which were ironic. Doesn't matter. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) July 05, 2013
I just tried to take credit for the success of Party In The USA. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) July 06, 2013
I exited the 7-11, and pigeons, who were at my feet, took to the sky. For a brief moment, I was in a John Woo movie. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) June 12, 2013
It's criminal that Juwan Howard now has two NBA championships. Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) June 21, 2013
What's with this update, @TiVo? Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) June 07, 2013
The LAPD are searching for a murder weapon in the tar pits. http://t.co/vE23dh1f8v Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) June 06, 2013
