Actually, the Pope's resignation would've been even shorter: "Hey, guys. I'm no saint." Earnest Pettie (@earnestp)...
Learn moreTo All: Being an infallible demigod didn't agree with me.Poor hours, high stress, and higher guilt. Quitting to...
Learn moreIf it were a rapper who'd recorded "Hey Ho," I think the sentiment would be entirely different. Earnest Pettie...
Learn moreLook at Beyonce and Jay-Z pretending they like "Girl On Fire." Earnest Pettie (@earnestp) February 11, 2013
Learn moreSo the flashing red light on my Droid isn't the Droid coming to life and blinking. It's the Droid dying. Earnest...
Learn moreIs this the last ATM in America to charge less than two dollars? http://t.co/SrE1TIwG Earnest Pettie (@earnestp)...
Learn moreThe Backup Plan is a movie that is such an embarrassment that I want to hug it and tell it it'll be ok... Even...
Learn moreI recommend following @Nickrob and @lindseyweber. Between both of their tweets, you'll know everything worth knowing...
Learn moreWe do have an official @breakcom Harlem Shake video, but this version is my preferred cut. http://t.co/i8nc5kS8...
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