Guys, we need to talk. You know what? Miley Cyrus is pretty awesome. You’re probably thinking, “… but isn’t she the most annoying celeb on the face of the planet?” No, that’s probably Justin Bieber. Just give me a few moments of your attention, and I’ll...
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Celebrities are just like us! They suck at things they’re not good at! That’s the idea behind some of television’s most memorable reality shows: Celebrity Boxing in which celebs sucked at boxing; Splash! in...
Read moreListening to Snoop Dogg's Gin & Juice raises more questions than it answers. Here are some of the questions I'd have asked Snoop about Gin & Juice if I'd gotten the chance. What songs do you think raise a lot of questions you'd like...
Read moreWashington Heights is the best reality show you haven’t watched. Remember everything you hated about The Hills? Remember the vapid young people with no drive who got to use their wealth to live lavishly and party all the time? Well, MTV’s Washington...
Read moreGuys, we need to talk. You need to stop kickstarting the vanity projects of the rich and famous. I saw that Kristen Bell and Rob Thomas (not the Matchbox 20 guy) raised three million dollars on Kickstarter to fund a Veronica Mars movie,...
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If there’s anything to be learned from the success of Toddlers & Tiaras and Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, it is that child exploitation is not only adorable but also one of the more popular forms of entertainment in America. That’s why with our next reality...
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If there are two things that the country is into more than Catfish and country bumpkins—I mean hillbillies, sorry– I don’t know what they are. Catfish is, of course, the MTV reality show that features...
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Hope you’re cray-cray for rococo because the Pope is about to give your house a Papa Ratzi makeover! Now that the Pope is retiring from governing the earthly souls of his flock of millions, he can convert all that notoriety into a position on a reality...
Read moreThe Associated Press recently unearthed a document from Al-qaeda in Mali purporting to provide advice for dodging drone attacks. The document listed twenty-two somewhat common sense techniques for avoiding drones. There was another page in the document...
Read moreI love the beats on Hi-Heels & Low-Lifes. Josh Baze's lyrics are just so-so, but the music is definitely there. The whole album is streamable after the jump.
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