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Dimitri, The Voicemail Guy's, Outgoing Message

You remember Dimitri, the guy who left all those messages for Olga? Miseason Replacement presents his outgoing message!
Hello, you've reached Dimitri... a catch. I can not come to the phone right now because I'm making great money. Seriously. If you're an elegant lady, please press 1. If you're an extremely elegant woman, please press 2. If you're responding to a voicemail left by me, please press 3. If you're into playing those games--you know which ones, please call back after 3:00 pm. Thursday. Again, you've reached Dimitri, a catch. I don't even have to listen to these voicemails, but I will, for your sake. *BEEP*

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